"Print journalism is NOT dead!
What may be gone is the daily or weekly newspaper as a product to be "bought" at your local news stand - however, "free" weekly publications are thriving - especially in The Five Towns of Long…"
"Once upon a time, I wrote a short story. It was an excellent short story filled with richly developed characters with rough hewn features and even a few bucks in their pockets. They said some really slick, hip dialogue and dressed in…"
"I have written a special poem entitled:
"Breaking News on Ocean Thermal Energy Conversion"
"Attention all listeners - this is not, I repeat,
Not a drill - this is a REAL emergency,"
the CBS Radio announcer frantically…"
"Hell, you guys are spooky - especially the "whore guy."
I mean, poetry is alright for a laugh, and to get the chicks,
Especially the big ones, like the Italian Girls with jumbo
crenshaw breasts and ass cheecks as big as pomelos.
"I am The Legendary Danny, a masterful writer, with a knack for inventing a virtual "borsalino fedora" filled with the most Italianate prose this side of Modena.
I am also very partial to Maserati's and Balsalmic Vinegar
"I am The Legendary Danny O'Doul who is scheduled to build a MUFON observatory in the turret of "Audubon, Estate," my Wemphis NY small Italianate villa, which is located in prime celestial proximity to the skies adjacent and above the…"
The reigning King of Blue eyed soul/
Infused with the Power of the blues/
And the majesty of Rock and Roll
The Legendary Danny O'Doul is a legendary singer, masterchef,
Friend of the American Indian, Inventor of the O'Doul Timing Chip tm (a horsepower enhancing device), celebrity metallurgist and famous freelance columnist.